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Three for a Girl

This morning, I looked out of our window and saw three magpies on the lawn.

And so, at 9.40 am, my wife gave birth to a baby girl.

Charlotte Smith Toube.

Eight pounds, twelve ounces: for people who are interested in such things.

Comments

Gene    
  9 May 2008, 12:04 pm

Mazal tov, David.

pangloss    
  9 May 2008, 12:06 pm

Congratulations!

Graham    
  9 May 2008, 12:11 pm

Well done! (and my best regards to your lovely wife who did all the hard work.)

mesquito    
  9 May 2008, 12:12 pm

Congrats!

KB Player    
  9 May 2008, 12:12 pm

Congratulations and jubilations.

Venichka    
  9 May 2008, 12:27 pm

Congratulations, Mrs and Mr T!

Publicansdecoy    
  9 May 2008, 12:33 pm

Many congratulations.

Would’ve thought you’d call her ‘Morrissey’

marvin    
  9 May 2008, 12:36 pm

Congrats!

Venichka    
  9 May 2008, 12:38 pm

Far from me to say that the first two elements in her name are more reminiscent of the Cure than the Smiths..

wardytron    
  9 May 2008, 12:39 pm

May spawned a monster!

Sid    
  9 May 2008, 12:42 pm

Some girls are bigger than others…

Congratulations!

martin.ohr    
  9 May 2008, 12:43 pm

congratulations, well done to your wife.

bill    
  9 May 2008, 12:47 pm

Congrats, nice name too.

CommanderKeen    
  9 May 2008, 12:49 pm

“Eight pounds, twelve ounces”

That’s one hell of a Magpie.

David Jones    
  9 May 2008, 12:54 pm

Bit on the heavy side? Poor wifey…

Congrats to you and your (no doubt, obviously) better half.

John Palubiski    
  9 May 2008, 12:55 pm

Wonderful news!

Your cigar is in the mail.

tim    
  9 May 2008, 12:57 pm

Congratulations.
Look forward to the 4am Blog updates.

tim    
  9 May 2008, 1:01 pm

This morning, I looked out of our window and saw three magpies on the lawn.
And so, at 9.40 am, my wife gave birth to a baby girl.

Is that a quick labour,or had you left her in the hospital by herself?

David T    
  9 May 2008, 1:19 pm

C section. Much easier.

Jon d    
  9 May 2008, 1:21 pm

Congrats! It always tickles me that babies haven’t been metricated. Little sis had a boy, Jake just before the election, at 8 2 he was visibly the biggest on the ward.

tim    
  9 May 2008, 1:22 pm

Obviously elective and first or second on the list on a friday.
Must be a neo con zionist influence thing

Chairwoman    
  9 May 2008, 1:23 pm

Same thin g nhappened to me some years ago!

Mazeltov!

Danny Smircky    
  9 May 2008, 1:23 pm

Mazal tov. Many congratulations David.

Anthony    
  9 May 2008, 1:27 pm

Congratulations David!

It always tickles me that babies haven’t been metricated

They are by heathcare professionals so that the correct dose of drugs can be given. In fact, given the potential for medication errors that converting between imperial and metric systems brings, it would be entirely sensible for the whole population to start thinking of there weight in Kilograms etc. Although I’m sure UKIP would have something to say about that.

Anthony    
  9 May 2008, 1:28 pm

“their weight”

Grrr.

Anthony    
  9 May 2008, 1:30 pm
Anon    
  9 May 2008, 1:32 pm

I wish the child well. Let’s just be thankful that politics are not genetically determined.

David T    
  9 May 2008, 1:32 pm

I may well do so!

ami    
  9 May 2008, 1:33 pm

Great news, mazaltov! (Speaking as a 3X C section)

sackcloth and ashes    
  9 May 2008, 1:38 pm

Llongyfarchiadau, Dai T!

Are you going to call her Harriet?

hasan prishtina    
  9 May 2008, 1:40 pm

Mazal tov!

Jeff Ketland    
  9 May 2008, 1:46 pm

Congratulations!

goodwin sands    
  9 May 2008, 1:49 pm

Mazel tov, David.

Mr Eugenides    
  9 May 2008, 1:50 pm

Congratulations, David.

Rachel    
  9 May 2008, 1:51 pm

Mazel Tov, Dovid! But tell me, I see Shelomi inspired you to change the photograph of old bleary eyes to one of Tony Blair giving himself the liberty to tell a British soldier what he doesn’t want to hear. What would that be, I wonder, that he’s being sent off to commit genocide and will return home with Depleted Uranium poisoning?

Don’t let fatherhood make you soft between the ears, Dovid.

Steve M    
  9 May 2008, 1:56 pm

Congratulations and Mazeltov.

The planet gets ever more overloaded with humans and it’s all the fault of the Zionist Neocons. ;-)

tim    
  9 May 2008, 1:57 pm

rachel.
Please look up the word genocide.
and idiot.

dirigible    
  9 May 2008, 2:10 pm

Congratulations!

pangloss    
  9 May 2008, 2:12 pm

Eight pounds, twelve ounces
Grand size for a baby
Small turkey though

dirigible    
  9 May 2008, 2:13 pm

I see Shelomi inspired you to change the photograph of old bleary eyes to one of Tony Blair giving himself the liberty to tell a British soldier what he doesn’t want to hear.

Blair is clearly the one listening.

sackcloth and ashes    
  9 May 2008, 2:28 pm

‘What would that be, I wonder, that he’s being sent off to commit genocide and will return home with Depleted Uranium poisoning?’

Dos i chwarae efo dy nain, sguthain.

mettaculture    
  9 May 2008, 2:28 pm

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh cariad. Llongyfarchiadau

This morning, I looked out of our window and saw three magpies on the lawn.

And so, at 9.40 am, my wife gave birth to a baby girl.

Is that a quick labour,or had you left her in the hospital by herself?

David T
9 May 2008, 1:19 pm

C section. Much easier.
———–

I hope you first cleared the breakfast table.

Fabian from Israel    
  9 May 2008, 2:29 pm

Mazel Tov!

zkharya    
  9 May 2008, 2:42 pm

mazel tov

Mike    
  9 May 2008, 2:50 pm

Top work, David T.

Sue R    
  9 May 2008, 3:02 pm

You’d better start saving for the Barbie scooter and Polly Pocket accessories. They don’t come cheap!!!

Mikey    
  9 May 2008, 3:03 pm

Congratulations David. May Charlotte bring you and your wife many years of happiness. Do you think your daughter will become a doctor?

Venichka    
  9 May 2008, 3:25 pm

Do you think your daughter will become a doctor?

Never mind that - and I see that the same thing happened to (at least) one of the commenters above:

Do you think your daughter will become a blogger>

Jon Pike    
  9 May 2008, 3:27 pm

Congratulations David. Welcome to a decade, at least, of Pink

Rachel    
  9 May 2008, 3:28 pm

Dirigible wrote: I see Shelomi inspired you to change the photograph of old bleary eyes to one of Tony Blair giving himself the liberty to tell a British soldier what he doesn’t want to hear.

Blair is clearly the one listening.

But Dirigible, if Blair is the one listening i.e. hearing somethng he doesn’t want to hear, how come he’s wearing that shit-eating smile?

pangloss    
  9 May 2008, 3:30 pm

Because he’s Tony Blair, Rachel: Did you learn nothing in the last 11 years?

pangloss    
  9 May 2008, 3:32 pm

New baby in the Toube house, ducklings in Clissold Park, and the newly-launched ‘Bowie Barbecue’ at the Auld Shilealagh: it’s great up North (east) London.

Shmuel    
  9 May 2008, 3:37 pm

congrats. i wish your wife a speedy recovery.

Harry    
  9 May 2008, 3:44 pm

Congratulations and a lovely choice of name!

Paul    
  9 May 2008, 3:48 pm

Congratulations David. Good size for a baby too - makes ‘em smarter and healthier.

dougr    
  9 May 2008, 3:53 pm

Congratulations to you and your wife.
(Is that three now?)

Paul Moloney    
  9 May 2008, 4:14 pm

Congrats, Dave!

On a sad tangent, has anyone else seen this?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wiltshire/7174877.stm

The worst thing is, I imagine the scum who earn large sums of money to think up ways of sending people like Arnel home sleep soundly like babies at night without a care in the world.

P.

Brownie    
  9 May 2008, 6:00 pm

Eight pounds, twelve ounces

You mean 3.969kgs, you Europhobe!

Nice work the pair of you. And Charlotte.

” A baby is God’s opinion that the world should on.” ~ Sandburg.

darren    
  9 May 2008, 6:01 pm

congratulations! do not forget to point out to your wife that you did the all the hard work nine months ago, all the rest is just a holding operation lol

Leslie    
  9 May 2008, 6:44 pm

Mazel Tov David!

socialrepublican    
  9 May 2008, 7:01 pm

Gentile Mazel Tov, David and Mrs T. And may she have the might of Goldman, Kaplan and Luxembourg. Welcome comrade Charlotte

Alec Macpherson    
  9 May 2008, 7:35 pm

Congratulations, Mrs. David Taube! This is incredible, you’ve produced a miracle!

Oh, David, you didn’t do too badly either.

(Eight lb 12 oz? Two ounces heavier than I was, but eight lighter than one of my sisters.)

Judy    
  9 May 2008, 7:59 pm

Welcome to our world, Charlotte. On the day you were born, your dad saw three magpies, and purple lilacs and deep blue ceanothus waved their branches in the wind. It was warm like a new summer day and people across the world looked up and smiled just three hours after you came into our world and they saw that you’d arrived. I was sitting in a car just outside a tunnel under the Thames four hours after that when I caught up with the news. And I thought about you and thought about the other magpies, the ones for letters, and sorrows and joy, for secrets never to be told. And I thought about how every day will bring you something new and beautiful, like the sight of new ducks, and someone will tell you about to market, to market to buy a fine pig, and one step, two step, tickly under there. And then before you know it, there’ll be Funnybones and one potato, two potato. And then there’ll be ma’oz tsur and felafel and a brother who can count to a hundred. And before you know it, arise ye starvelings and through bushes and through briars and maybe even free beer for all the workers when the red revolution comes. You won’t forget to tell your mum and dad what they don’t want to hear, because you are a very lucky girl to be born into freedom in London on this lovely day.

David T    
  9 May 2008, 8:17 pm

Thank you very very much, all of you.

And thank you Judy for such a wonderful message.

Peter Risdon    
  9 May 2008, 9:13 pm

Many congratulations to your wife and you. I hope the little one is doing well.

I also hope you manage to cat nap at work for a few months.

Dave Rich    
  9 May 2008, 9:21 pm

Mazeltov to you and your family. You are about to discover that you are now much older than when you last became a father!

Welcome to a decade, at least, of Pink

In so many shades…

sackcloth and ashes    
  9 May 2008, 9:56 pm

The Blair photo looks like it comes from former Yugoslavia, maybe Kosovo (which he visited after the war). The soldier looks like he’s just been clearing a minefield (as shown by the face visor which is just about visible at the front of his helmet).

Who knows, maybe Tone’s ’shit-eating smile’ is him listening to a squaddie talking about the painstaking task of clearing and deactivating anti-personnel mines laid by the Serbs, so that they didn’t end up maiming Kosovar civilians? Conjecture, I know, but it’s within the realms of possibility.

The photo does serve as a useful reminder, though, as it’s worth remembering that stoppers were quite happy to watch ethnic cleansing and genocide happen against Moslems in the Balkans, as long as the perpetrator was an ‘anti-imperialist’. In fact, they’re quite happy to support any genocidaire (Saddam against the Kurds, the Taliban against the Hazara), so long as said butcher is anti-Western.

‘Rachel’ just shows how morally bankrupt these fuckers are. So to translate my earlier remarks into English, go fuck yourself, bitch.

David T    
  9 May 2008, 10:18 pm

Rachel is one of the Atzmonites

Oh, and Anon: I have no doubt that she will join the SWP, pour epater son pere.

Benjamin Sixsmith    
  9 May 2008, 10:33 pm

No place for politics, I feel. We can all be joined in the celebration of life.

Congratulations to you and your wife, David.

Benjamin Sixsmith    
  9 May 2008, 10:36 pm

(Though it’s telling that the phrase ‘celebration of life’ induces nausea in me. A cynicismectomy is needed, I feel.)

Boogski    
  9 May 2008, 10:48 pm

Congratulations, David. A new taxpayer is born! :D

David All    
  10 May 2008, 12:53 am

Congratulations, David, & wife, who did the hard work;
Charlotte, welcome to this world. You share the same birthday, May 9th as my nephew, Alex who turned 13 today and is now officially an adolescent. (Good luck to my brother and sister-in-law, they will need it.)
God Bless all three of you, David, wife and Charlotte and may you have many long years of life and love together ahead of you.

Sackcloth and Aishes: I wish you would not be so subtle in telling Rachel what you really think of her! (Joke)

baffling contrarian    
  10 May 2008, 2:33 am

C-section, eh? Too posh to push?

Ben    
  10 May 2008, 3:40 am

What a happy moment.

And what a beautiful name.

I hope she has the fortune to take her first steps into the adult world in the same social environment as I did in the mid-nineties.

Inna    
  10 May 2008, 4:35 am

Congratulations! May you, your wife and daughter have much health and happiness.

Best,

Inna

Martin Meenagh    
  10 May 2008, 5:49 am

Very Many congratulations to you and your wife, David, and all the best in the future for Charlotte and the rest of your family

scarf    
  10 May 2008, 7:36 am

Mazel tov to you and your wife David.
The happiest of news.

S.O.Muffin    
  10 May 2008, 11:56 am

Mazal tov, David! May you enjoy and cherish every single moment of young-fatherhood, inclusive of the occasional sleepless nights. (Mind you, it becomes more sleepless once they hit teenagehood:-) )

The best thing to come out of labour recently!

andy    
  10 May 2008, 1:29 pm

Congratulations!

Careless    
  10 May 2008, 4:58 pm

Congratulations!

Also, fascinating to see the number of people posting in this thread.

Hettie    
  10 May 2008, 5:35 pm

Mazeltov David.

Jonathan Hoffman    
  10 May 2008, 6:18 pm

Many congratulations David

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