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The Friday Night Conspiracy: No 1

Forget Osama, scientists are building a gateway to bring Satan to earth.

Via Bad Science.

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David All    
  17 May 2008, 1:24 am

No doubt this part of the latest neocon plot to scare people into voting Republican this fall! (pre-empting Flanker & Co.)

Fabian from Israel    
  17 May 2008, 7:43 am

This guy is so wrong. The LHC is meant to shoot Satan with a bolt of strange matter through his “impenetrable” defense shield, the Van Hallen Belt.

Who is this guy and why is he in the service of Satan?

Nick (South Africa)    
  17 May 2008, 9:32 am

OT You Tube is blocked in by Turkish ISPs, this message is displayed:

Access to this web site is banned by “TELEKOMÜNİKASYON İLETİŞİM BAŞKANLIĞI” according to the order of: Ankara 5. Sulh Ceza Mahkemesi, 30/04/2008 of 2008/599

Presumably, this is part of the drive to be incorporated into the EU that one reads about in Turkish papers most days.

Sue R    
  17 May 2008, 9:58 am

He’s got a point you know. Seriously, I’m unsure about the implications of creating black holes on earth, not because it will let nephalim through or Satan, but simply because how do scientists know it is controllable and safe?

Thermaland    
  17 May 2008, 10:07 am

The Nephilim already reformed a few years ago; does no one know anything anymore?

Fabian from Israel    
  17 May 2008, 10:49 am

Nephilim? That sounds suspiciously Judaic…

Doughnut Boy Andy    
  17 May 2008, 1:38 pm

Well thats me convinced. I quit my job this morning and i am going to live it up because we haven’t got long left! I am sure that “Gorilla 199″ has done the same.

baffling contrarian    
  17 May 2008, 3:57 pm

Good lord. The guy is such a constipated speaker he makes no sense.

Bruno Mota    
  17 May 2008, 10:01 pm

This is old news. Haven’t you ever played Doom,

Tagnuzlsx    
  18 May 2008, 2:37 am

When I was in Turkey I could access YouTube

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