Harry’s Place

Don’t worry dear Decents, he’s only calling for a one day ceasefire. You can be back at it hammer and tongs after that.

“I was passing Jumeirah Beach when I was stopped by a couple of people who told me, ‘There’s a guy and a girl having sex.’ I took a torch and went to check it out.

Yeah, I would have too.

By the way, that new Bond film looks swashbuckling fare. Daniel Craig portrays Bond as a Guardian reader, whatever next? Not sure what Roger Moore has to say about that.

Meanwhile, it was reported today that two women convicted in May of kissing and cuddling on a public beach in Dubai were jailed for a month.

Kissing and cuddling? SHOCK HORROR!

Thrown in the slammer for showing affection. The Dubai authorities are such cheery people, obviously.

Heh. Check this out:

‘Un-Islamic’ Turkish soap opera all the rage in West Bank, Gaza

And:

Kingdom’s grand mufti condemns ‘malicious’ Turkish soap operas

Awww. The poor dears. Those naughty Turks are picking on them. :D

I remember when a women was put to death by the Hamas “government” Gaza for the crime of being seen kissing her boyfriend. That was right after the “liberation” from those horrible oppressive Israelis.

Perhaps the women in Dubai were lucky they weren’t seen kissing men.

It’s been changed to the less megalomaniac Jude Law’s call for world ceasefire.

Further down the page we have ‘Indecent’ Jesus to go on trial.

Is this the trailer for “Pilate II: The Appeal”?

Oh, it makes one proud to be British. Who is Jude Law? Sounds a bit obscure …

It’s about time Jude Law stood up to be counted. He should have the Israel-Palestinme business sorted out in no time.

There is amazing sense of self-importance in Jude Law for him to think that he can call for a world cease-fire.

I grew up with the Live Aid generation and I have generally been sympathetic to the genuine altruism of some stars who try to use their profile to help the world. But increasingly some of them seem to be so inebriated on their own celebrity that they appear to believe that with their charisma alone they can flounce into massively complex political situations and wave a wand.

I am now wondering if actions like this do more harm than good.

I for one am backing Jude Law and will be refraining from shooting anybody on the day in question. It’ll be tough but I really think I can pull it off.

I saw a woman going up and down in a circular motion. Her breasts were out. Her shirt was down and she was making a moaning sound.

It is clear to anyone who is not a foolish man that she had a drunk too much redbush tea, and the daddy in question was simply soothing her soreness and had advised that she expose her traditional build to the cooling sea breezes.

It is clear to anyone who is not a foolish man that she had a drunk too much redbush tea, and the daddy in question was simply soothing her soreness and had advised that she expose her traditional build to the cooling sea breezes.

Perhaps, apropos Gillian Tayleforth, she had a stomach ache?

What does Law even suppose a ceasefire would achieve? It’s not like the aims of the Taliban and NATO are in anyway reconcilable, and the ceasefire would only serve to give them time to re-arm and re-group.

Baffling stuff, really. All “give peace a chance” without bothering to engage his silly little brain about how it might actually be achieved.

Sorry Jude (if that is your real name), but nobody’s going to pay any attention to somebody who’s shown such poor judgement by doing things like marrying Sadie Frost and starring in Alfie.

Al-Zawahiri: ‘Ceasefire? Madness!…wait, did you say Jude Law called for it? Well why didn’t you say so before? He’s so dreamy! I’d do anything he said.’

Please.

I didn’t read the full story, but I am wholly against this “Jude Law”. Resurrecting the legal code of Nazi Germany will do nothing to bring about peace, and it is hypocritical of its advocates to call for a “world ceasefire”.

and the ceasefire would only serve to give them time to re-arm and re-group.

In 24 hours?

“I was passing Jumeirah Beach when I was stopped by a couple of people who told me, ‘There’s a guy and a girl having sex.’ I took a torch and went to check it out.”

See, no entrepreneurial skills. Any self-respecting westerner would have taken a cam-corder in case it was someone the tabloids would pay for.

In 24 hours?

Yes. How long do you think it takes to cross the border into Pakistan and back again?

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