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LOLFASCISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hat Tip - Pootergeek

UPDATE - Loads more here

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marvin    
  19 November 2008, 7:03 pm

Hai,

Theres a hole new blogs

http://lolgriffin.blogspot.com/

Edmund Standing    
  19 November 2008, 7:11 pm

Heh heh, awesome.

modernityblog    
  19 November 2008, 8:02 pm

how marvelous!

wardytron    
  19 November 2008, 8:03 pm

Somebody has also published the full list of members of the British People’s Alliance.

voter    
  19 November 2008, 8:43 pm

that’s dynamite.has pirate bay uploaded it yet?

Venichka    
  19 November 2008, 9:00 pm

Wardy, erm, I mean whoever published that list: you - I mean he/she/it/they forgot the 2nd member, the geography student at my alma mater, who lists his hobbies on his blogger page as “cats, Roman Catholicism and wine” (sounds like one of the terrible Kasyznski twins, now one thinks of it).

wardytron    
  19 November 2008, 9:19 pm

The person who published that list shares one of those hobbies, so I understand.

Jacob Cheval    
  19 November 2008, 10:24 pm

Post your Funniest Fascist story.

A couple I once rented a room to were Nazis. I didn’t know when they first moved in, but I eventually became suspicious. Whenever they spoke about “Filthy fucking Jews” they would emphasise and linger on the letter E, so it would sound like “Jeeeews”. Always a giveaway.

I had to ask them to leave over an incident with an SS skull.

One night, on the way the bathroom I overheard them arguing about what to watch on video. He must have suggested they put on a documentary, because when I walked back upstairs I heard the girl say “Can’t we go one day without Hitler”.

Thanks to this charming couple my house is now publicly listed as the residency of BNP members. I’ve written to the BNP and asking them to remove my address from their records but they still keep sending their vile newsletter. I think this might be because their administration staff are stupid fascist scum.

Mark T    
  19 November 2008, 10:35 pm

Somebody has also published the full list of members of the British People’s Alliance.

But there’s no Martin Miller on that list.

You don’t mean to say that he might have been made up?

That Man    
  20 November 2008, 12:07 am

Harry’s Place readers are invited to a social event next weekend.

The venue:-

Y Gribin, Llanerfyl
Y Trallwng
Welshpool
Powys
SY21 0JQ

Phone for details:- 01938 820560

David All    
  20 November 2008, 2:35 am

Jacob Cheval: Wasn’t their use of the phrase even once, “filthy fucking Jews” by itself a tip off that they were fascists, regardless of how they pronounced their words?

Jacob Cheval    
  20 November 2008, 8:29 am

Yes it was. It was an attempt at a joke.

I HAZ FAIL!!!!!! LOL

Graham    
  20 November 2008, 9:53 am

who lists his hobbies on his blogger page as “cats, Roman Catholicism and wine”

What was wrong with cigarettes women and wine?”

Alec Macpherson    
  20 November 2008, 11:20 am

Ven’s complaint is that he hates cats, I assume.

poet-in-residence    
  20 November 2008, 11:55 am

Harry’s Place
is just the place
to polish up
one’s English

dale cairy    
  20 November 2008, 12:13 pm

Go over the http://www.airgunbbs.com/forums/ and see how the gun owning bnp have freaked out over this.

Gregg    
  20 November 2008, 12:34 pm

I predict the lulz generated by this whole incident will send the economy soaring, just in time for winterval.

M o r g o t h    
  20 November 2008, 1:18 pm

Ven’s complaint is that he hates cats, I assume.

CeilingCat is going to go on a rampage against the BNP then…

KB Player    
  20 November 2008, 1:32 pm

“He must have suggested they put on a documentary, because when I walked back upstairs I heard the girl say “Can’t we go one day without Hitler”.”

Sounds like Channel 4!

Gregg    
  20 November 2008, 1:45 pm

Sounds like Channel 4!

You’re well behind the times - C4 is all about teh royals and their attendant scandals these days (surprisingly few of which seem to have involved Hitler). All the Hitler documentaries have been rounded up and transported to UKTV History. BBC2 has struck back with a new series about Stalin.

Graham    
  20 November 2008, 3:17 pm

This thread seems a natural on which to promote the “cats that look like Hitler” webpage

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl

David All    
  20 November 2008, 4:09 pm

Sorry, Jacob that I did not get that you were joking.

David Lindsay    
  20 November 2008, 4:38 pm

On a bridge in Durham a few Saturdays ago, I saw stalls both for the “Socialist Party” (Militant as was) and for the BNP. Those manning the Militant one were clearly undergraduates, and were merely collecting signatures for two petitions, one to renationalise the energy companies, the other against the BNP. But those manning the BNP one were older, they spoke with local accents (I mean really local - Durham itself or its immediate environs), and they were clearly doing a roaring trade in recruitment among the Saturday shoppers.

County Durham, please note, has fully one per cent visible ethnic minorities, and recently published maps indicate particularly strong BNP membership in Easington, the only district in the United Kingdom to be one hundred per cent White British at the last census.

I had assumed that, with only three seats to fill, the North East, alone among the English regions, would be spared a BNP MEP in June, never mind the two that they are on for in each of London, the North West and the South East, at least. But now, I am not so sure. Neil Heron gave a seat to the Lib Dems rather than UKIP last time. Having won his cause, he is unlikely to stand again, and if he does, then he will only be giving the BNP a ninth, if not a twelfth, seat. He really does need to think about that. As, in BNP-infested Sunderland, I have no doubt that he does.

The BNP has already taken UKIP’s seat on the Greater London Assembly. It only needs one ninth of the votes cast (not the eligible vote, the votes cast) to get a Strasbourg seat there in June. One eighth in the North West. A mere one tenth in the South East. And so on. Its supporters are far more likely to vote, because they are angrier people, while UKIP’s electorate now cares more about immigration than about Europe, and far more than was the case at the last European Elections. UKIP itself has pretty much imploded.

Unless you believe that there are more than ten thousand Nazis in Britain today, never mind all the votes that they receive, then why are people attracted to a party whose own constitution requires its members to be “Nordic” (although that does not preclude a Jewish Councillor)?

Well, as much as anything else, it is different and distinctive. It still canvasses, and conducts local campaigns. It is not part of any metropolitan elite. And it is at least answering, albeit very wrongly, legitimate concerns, concerns in fact widely shared within the visible ethnic minority communities.

Of course, the people running the BNP really are vile. But if you don’t want ever-more of them in town halls and civic centres, if you don’t want them at Strasbourg, and if you don’t want them at Westminster in less than a decade, then you need to give up on the Block Parties, whose fault that serious possibility (and, in the municipal case, reality) is.

The BNP’s answers are wrong.

But their voters’, potential voters’, and indeed voters’ non-white neighbours’ questions are not.

John P.    
  20 November 2008, 6:29 pm

We’re inadvertently destroying democracy.

I find the fact that you can lose your employment simply for belonging to a political group as appalling as the BNP itself.

I don’t support the BNP and never would, but this action, this ‘outing’, is a direct assault on everyone’s freedoms, and so why all the enthusiasm?

I also think that this gesture could have the perverse effect of strengthening sympathies for the Far Right by presenting them in a light of victimhood.

This was the wrong thing to do.

KB Player    
  20 November 2008, 7:38 pm

Has anyone been keeping an eye on the North West Nationalists howls of outrage from BNP which also includes a lot of jeering from their non-sympathisers?

Here’s a gem:-

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32095749&postID=300681785381908982

Dear Sirs and Madams,

Please allow me to introduce myself, I am Mr. Ekundayo Dunsimi and I understand your plight. I grew up under the fear of persecution and am no stranger to violence.

I want to help you and I am able to put you in touch with a Dr. Chizoba Durojaiye, an Internet expert and witch doctor who can remove your name from these despicable Internet lists that have been published to expose you.

He has already helped Mr. Abidemi Gahiji who, if you check, cannot now be found on said lists. A miracle? You may ask. No, Dr. Durojaiye has a gift that he would like to share with you!

He also may be able to present you with a business opportunity to earn a share in $20,000,000!! All he requires is your bank details (he has your name, address and other personal information already) and he will set you free and allow you to cast aside your demons.

Please send the information to free-the-bnp@419.com as an initial payment of $5 will be required for chicken feet (for a potion) will be required.

Thank you and God bless America and the Internet.

Mr. Ekundayo Dunsimi

KB Player    
  20 November 2008, 7:45 pm

And this:-

Anonymous said…
The list is circulating on various islamist website.
Considering that most islamists are racist, anti semitic, anti women, publically (not privately) anti gay and anti working class, I suspect that many on the list will be contacted by them with a view to recruitment.

19 November 2008 17:49

What a great country! Everyone a comedian!

David All    
  20 November 2008, 11:09 pm

Thanks KB Player for posting two funny comments. Mr. Dunsimi sounds like a reincarnation of that Great American, P.T. Barnum (There’s a sucker born every minute) and has definitely come up with a new gimmick to sell!

David All    
  21 November 2008, 3:49 pm

KB Player: “What a great country! Everyone a comedian!”

Hey, I thought that was suppose to be Israel, not Britain!

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