US to break up in 2010
Good news for the anti-imperialist movement! The US is to break-up in 2010 along racial/ethnic lines, and we Europeans claim the Eastern seaboard! Sadly Mexico gets Disney World, so we will be stuck with Disneyland Paris until the then European President Blair tasks the European defence force with the liberation of Florida from the Mexican Narco Empire in 2015.

This map is the product of a former strategic advisor to Boris Yeltsin, called Igor Panarin:
Mr. Panarin insists he does not dislike Americans. But he warns that the outlook for them is dire.
“There’s a 55-45% chance right now that disintegration will occur,” he says. “One could rejoice in that process,” he adds, poker-faced. “But if we’re talking reasonably, it’s not the best scenario — for Russia.” Though Russia would become more powerful on the global stage, he says, its economy would suffer because it currently depends heavily on the dollar and on trade with the U.S.
Mr. Panarin posits, in brief, that mass immigration, economic decline, and moral degradation will trigger a civil war next fall and the collapse of the dollar. Around the end of June 2010, or early July, he says, the U.S. will break into six pieces — with Alaska reverting to Russian control.
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The professor says he’s convinced that people are taking his theory more seriously. People like him have forecast similar cataclysms before, he says, and been right. He cites French political scientist Emmanuel Todd. Mr. Todd is famous for having rightly forecast the demise of the Soviet Union — 15 years beforehand. “When he forecast the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1976, people laughed at him,” says Prof. Panarin.
Todd’s views of the future of the US are similar to Panarin’s, if more geographically vague. Stopped clock and that.
Via Strange Maps.
Comments
| 18 May 2009, 10:51 pm |
2nd Note: If the Deep South and Texas succeds again, they have to take South Carolina and Lindsay Graham with them!
| 18 May 2009, 10:53 pm |
If only !
GW
| 18 May 2009, 10:59 pm |
Yeah, that’s going to happen.
| 18 May 2009, 11:09 pm |
if the US broke up, who would the world’s vulgar “anti-imperialists” blame then? eh TheIrie?
| 18 May 2009, 11:35 pm |
if china gets utah, how’s the one child policy going to work out with the mormons? one child per wife?
| 18 May 2009, 11:43 pm |
Here’s my prediction:
The Russian Empire will break up before the United States does.
Of course the only think which will break up the USA is the Latino issue. The fatal flaw in the US constitution is it never enshrined the English language as the language of the Republic. Big mistake.
However, shouldn’t we have a special word for wish-predictions?
Predilection-predictions?
Prejudictions?
Hate-hopes?
I now know of two big ones:
USA to go by 2010
and Israel by (what was it???) 2023??? (Mad Hamas prophet’s prediction).
Any others?
My own:
Taiwan to accept re-admission of mainland China into Republic of China
by 2030 following independence for Tibet and the other occupied countries.
| 18 May 2009, 11:55 pm |
Field
your hang ups are showing again,
Spanish is a fine language and in many ways superior to inconsistent English, with its non phonetic structure and questionable grammar.
| 19 May 2009, 12:01 am |
HP admin,
hay un problema con la lina de moderacion?
Field, you do worry about things.
Spanish is a fine language and in many ways superior to inconsistent English, with its non phonetic structure and questionable grammar.
| 19 May 2009, 12:13 am |
Wht does Arizona got to China while New Mexico goes to Mexico? On what does that hinge?
| 19 May 2009, 12:18 am |
Modernity Blog –
What you on about? Spanish is a fine language indeed – for the Spanish.
The fact is though that in terms of mutual incomprehensibility probably only Mandarin Chinese would outdo Spanish as spoken by a Spanish-speaker.
If you think the USA can survive as a nation of say 100 million Spanish speakers against 200 million English speakers, when it is bordered by some 300 million Spanish speakers to the South, then you are a brave prognosticator. Personally I think it would be difficult, especially as the south west of the USA was in effect stolen from Spanish speaking America by virtue of a war.
More generally history is a carve up between worriers and the wreckless. Yes, some things don’t happen. But other things do: as the residents of Constantinople will tell you, as the citizens of Zimbabwe will tell you, as Montezuma will tell you…
| 19 May 2009, 12:22 am |
TheIrie
“Yeah, that’s going to happen.”
Only in Iries wet dreams.
Like a Stalinist version of the Turner Diaries.
Btw, I like how much territory Canada has captured. I knew
Stephen Harper was radical but thats still impressive.
| 19 May 2009, 12:23 am |
My life-long experience with Mexican-Americans in Texas.
First generation are mongoglots. Second geneation speak fluent, if accented, English. Third generation speak accentless American with lots of idiot, avoid Spanish in high school because it’s hard.
| 19 May 2009, 12:32 am |
Who knows, Mesquito, but why do you think New Mexico would go with Texas?
If the US is to be broken up, it should be into at least a dozon and preferably about 20 to 30 different countries. Texas alone could be broken up into five new countries. This way the new Disunited States would be able to experience all the balance of power diplomacy and war that Europe has had over the last 500 years and that we fat happy Americans have been deprived of.
| 19 May 2009, 12:39 am |
Who knows, Mesquito, but why do you think New Mexico would go with Texas?
You’d have to ask the Russian. The map’s division seem to track roughly with the Continental Divide.
I confess I’m not to worried about this. I’m sure there are weenies in Boston and places like that who yearn to be part of the EU and have an entry in the Eurovision song contest, but normal Americans like the status quo.
| 19 May 2009, 12:48 am |
Mesquito, what you said about the Mexican-Americans and Spanish is the same as what has happened to previous waves of immigrants such as my mother, her siblings and their Italian-speaking immigrant parents.
About all those who think having Spanish as a second national language would be a threat, I remind you (again) that in the American MidWest from the 1840s to 1917, German was definitely an all but official second language. In many cities, there were public schools whose pupils were taught the regular classes (history, literature, art, etec.) in German. There were many books published in German. All sorts of businesses could function in German as well as English. None of this resulted in a German-speaking America. Instead it served to Americanize several waves of German, Polish, Hungarian, Jewish and other immigrants from the Empires of Germany and Austro-Hungary. All this ended with the wave of anti-German hysteria that swept the US in 1917 upon our entry into The War that Will End Wars.*
*Who coined this phrase.
Hint: It was not Woodrow Wilson.
| 19 May 2009, 12:48 am |
The Carolinas and New York in the same “Republic.” This I gotta see.
Panarin is dremaing. He is projecting what happened to the Soviets Union on the US.
| 19 May 2009, 12:49 am |
If any country breaks up nowadays the key question is not the lingo, rather who gets the nukes and how will they use them.
| 19 May 2009, 12:49 am |
“I’m sure there are weenies in Boston and places like that who yearn to be part of the EU and have an entry in the Eurovision song contest, but normal Americans like the status quo.”
No weenies like that in my part of town.
No one here likes Europe
| 19 May 2009, 12:52 am |
Jdyer: “The Carolinas and New York in the same ‘Republic’. This I gotta see.”
Agree with you on that. It is pretty improbable, to put it mildly.
| 19 May 2009, 12:59 am |
“This should be classified under “moonbats” ”
Please don’t insult moonbats.
He is completely wrong. According to Nostradamus, all this won’t happen till at least mid-March 2011, in fact probably more like 16th April, and Idaho will go to Canada (Canada??? Did this idiot actually say that they’ll be part of Canada???!!).
Either the man is having you on, good people, or he is drunk.
| 19 May 2009, 1:02 am |
Mesquito, what you said about the Mexican-Americans and Spanish is the same as what has happened to previous waves of immigrants such as my mother, her siblings and their Italian-speaking immigrant parents.
Sure. My mum and her siblings grew up in Norway speaking Bergen-ese. They grew up, immigrated, and married a mick, a wop, and a Normal American (my dad). My cousins are a bewildering array of ethnicities and religions, from Unitarian to Baptist to Papist to Jew.
Nearby San Antonio was a German town between Texas statehood (1845) until the Civil War. There was some ugliness in my little valley during the Great War because of all the Germans who lived here. Up the road in Knippa a legal case originated over the matter which was decided by the Surpreme Court.
| 19 May 2009, 1:03 am |
Anyway, it does not really matter much since according to the Ancient Mayan calendor, the world is going to end in 2012.
| 19 May 2009, 1:07 am |
Mesquito, there was some nastyness (to put it politlely) back in the Civil War in the German-speaking part of Texas around Fredericksburg because of the Germans being pro-Union and anti-Slavery.
Mesquito, what is a Normal American?
| 19 May 2009, 1:10 am |
Will the world end before or after the Olympics in 2012?
Just wanted to know if it was worth trying to get tickets.
| 19 May 2009, 1:13 am |
“Mesquito, what is a Normal American?”
Har!
You know, David All. One Of Us.
I know one when I see one.
| 19 May 2009, 1:17 am |
markie126: As I recall from the final episode of the X-Files, it will be the end of 2012; so the Olympics will take place.
| 19 May 2009, 1:18 am |
I am going to ponder on Mesquito’s definition of “A Normal American” before replying.
Good Night, everyone.
| 19 May 2009, 1:21 am |
Will the world end before or after the Olympics in 2012?
Just wanted to know if it was worth trying to get tickets.
the answer to that question is ‘no’, irrespective of impending doom
–
About all those who think having Spanish as a second national language would be a threat, I remind you (again) that in the American MidWest from the 1840s to 1917, German was definitely an all but official second language.
hmmm, so you’re saying spanish is going to disappear from the US because there’s going to be a war with spain?!
i think spanish is a great language. just watching an almodovar film makes me feel inferior for being an anglophone.
| 19 May 2009, 1:37 am |
The Central North American Republic needs to go to war to secure a coast, attack the Atlantic Republic immediately.
| 19 May 2009, 1:39 am |
Aren’t those the same borders in the RISK game?
| 19 May 2009, 2:03 am |
and then the new national anthem :
Broke my heart, lost my soul
Adios,mi cora sole
Spanish is the loving tongue
Soft as music, light as spring
| 19 May 2009, 2:19 am |
David All – “Anyway, it does not really matter much since according to the Ancient Mayan calendor, the world is going to end in 2012.”
Good.
The problem with Spanish speakers is not the language, it is the political culture. It is pretty clear that the politics of America are still so racially tinged that non-Whites will not adopt them. Black America rejects the ideals of Jefferson. So do a lot of Asian-Americans as Hawaii’s voting record shows. There is no reason to think that Latino immigrants will be any more prone to abandon their own dysfunctional political cultures for Jeffersonian Democracy.
As White America declines and becomes a minority so will the older style of Republican party. America will become more like Europe or Latin America. And so the Republic will die.
Unless of course something radical changes and non-Whites suddenly see the appeal of limited government, liberal economics and a free citizenry. But I doubt they will given the rest of the world rejects it.
| 19 May 2009, 2:31 am |
The only borders like this could be drawn across North America is a Churchill’s Hiccup scenario.
| 19 May 2009, 2:38 am |
I think Canada is more likely to break up. You could see Alberta and other provinces joining the USA. Whereas Quebec might indeed be happy to join the EU.
Personally I’m looking forward to Londonia breaking away from the UK –
Tax take down to about 25%, enhanced welfare…etc Only problem: we’d have to build a wall to keep out those north of Watford.
| 19 May 2009, 2:41 am |
Jdyer: “The Carolinas and New York in the same ‘Republic’. This I gotta see.”
David All: Agree with you on that. It is pretty improbable, to put it mildly.
EV says
Look at the map, its already a reality. Of course NY fought an imperialist war to subjugate South Carolina.
I actually think if the US broke up that Canada would probably too, if states petitioned to join. Thus you would have the West Coast Mexi-Cali Demcratic Peoples Republic. British Columbia would become New China. The Western Provinces would join a big block of the US Heartland and the South and Southeast and form Jesusland, and the Northeast Corridor would join Ottawa and the Islands to form New England, and lastly Quebec would become New France.
Frankly Id be happy to disenguage with the Left Coast and the NorthEast Corridor, via seccession.
| 19 May 2009, 2:49 am |
Seriously though,
English is important because the Anglo literary and cultural inheritance is greater than the Spanish. The Anglo Enlightenment and British law and governance being 2 primary mind shapers that are not nearly as strong in the Spanish culture and lexicon.
| 19 May 2009, 4:35 am |
This map is the product of a former strategic advisor to Boris Yeltsin, called Igor Panarin:
Is that the one who used to buy the ’supplies’ for Boris???
| 19 May 2009, 4:43 am |
this thread sure brings out the xenophobes — modernityblog
I didnt know there were many French Quebecers posting on this thread.
| 19 May 2009, 6:13 am |
I’m enjoying this thread. Wit and humour are the HPers forte.
I don’t think it would be easy now to manage without English as the world’s Esperanto. So Latino-Americans are lucky to have it served on a plate You can use it to communicate in most countries. It’s now called global English, which means that mistakes don’t matter, so long as you are making yourself understood. (I refrain from an opinion about this)
As a francophile, my dream is that Quebec will take over Canada and the USA.
| 19 May 2009, 6:18 am |
Oh good:)
I’ll be in the country with the Purple Mountain’s Majesties, the waving fields of grain and 1/5 of the world’s fresh water.
:)
| 19 May 2009, 6:26 am |
Thank goodness I’m going to be part of Canada . Free health care , and year round hockey !
| 19 May 2009, 6:29 am |
Modernity bolock: sorry about the spelling. The only trouble is that that all the best democratic documents were composed in English. Because Spanish lacked the vocabulary, or the will to create it?
| 19 May 2009, 6:52 am |
This story was getting a lot of coverage (in between lots of conspiracy theory and LOL the Georgian prez is a nutter! stuff) on Russia Today some time ago: which gives some idea of how credible the professor’s claims are, or likely they are to come about.
I also seem to recall Zhirinovsky prophesying something similar a few years ago
| 19 May 2009, 8:01 am |
Lets engage his idea without disregarding it out of hand;
I assume the chronic weakness of the various states (which permits foreign intervention) is caused by massive infrastructure and population casualties? I suspect that such a situation could only occur in a civil war with the use of WMDs? Is this realistic? Would the US armed forces actually resort to that sort of attack on their own fellow citizens?
This would then lead one to speculate why would foreign countries want to intervene and/or get involved if they are inheriting a ruined area?
| 19 May 2009, 8:01 am |
There’s always something a bit ironic about a Russian telling you your country’s on the verge of breaking up.
| 19 May 2009, 8:23 am |
Panarin’s crap ignores the internal divisions inside the USA, an unlikely breakup of the states would be more likely in this way: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesusland_map
| 19 May 2009, 8:51 am |
I see that according to this China or Japan gets Hawaii.
However, one of the candidates in the Iranian presidency race has stated as part of his mandate that if elected this June, he intends to buy Hawaii from the Americans and relocate all the Jewish Israelis there, thus solving the Middle East problem once and for all.
Another of his election promises is not to give his dad a senior position and to make Ahmedinijad his deputy.
I should point out that the candidate is 12 years old.
| 19 May 2009, 10:04 am |
‘I should point out that the candidate is 12 years old’.
A bit more mature than the current incumbent, then?
| 19 May 2009, 10:19 am |
Hey -how else is Ahmedinijad going to get a second term?
| 19 May 2009, 10:27 am |
Israelinurse – “However, one of the candidates in the Iranian presidency race has stated as part of his mandate that if elected this June, he intends to buy Hawaii from the Americans and relocate all the Jewish Israelis there, thus solving the Middle East problem once and for all.”
Actually doesn’t sound like a half bad deal. I always thought that the Zionists got ripped off not getting Madagascar. I like to think of Lubbavitchers mingling with the Lemurs while eating proper French bread with decent coffee.
“I should point out that the candidate is 12 years old.”
Aka Pitt the Even Younger? Wisdom beyond his years.
| 19 May 2009, 12:23 pm |
The worldwide Jewish conspiracy gets Brooklyn.
| 19 May 2009, 12:43 pm |
So Much -I’m not sure the Hawaiians would feel the same way!
| 19 May 2009, 3:16 pm |
Is that the one who used to buy the ’supplies’ for Boris???
And like with Boris, I’ve the strong impression Mr Panarin enjoys close, intimate ties to Russian Aristocracy.
Count Smirnoff in particular.
| 19 May 2009, 3:33 pm |
Israelinurse: The largest ethnic group in Hawaii are Japanese-Americans who make up 1/3 of the population. Japanese-Americans are the second most wealthest ethnic group in America after Jewish-Americans. Believe they would welcome an influx of Jews from Israel to Hawaii and California in order to form a super brain & wealth trust to dominate the Pacific Community of the 21st Century.
About what a post-breakup of the former USA would look like. To be realistic, should point out that several states would probably breakup as well. For example, western Penn., which is mountainous and composed of what’s left of the coal & steel industries and nowadays recreation areas would probably join their fellow moutaineers in West Virginia, western Maryland, south-western Virginia, eastern Kentucky & Tennessee and western North Carolina in an Appalachain Republic.
Florida would spilit into three separate areas. The northern pan-handle, with its southern population, would join the new Dixie Confederacy of South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi & western Tennessee. The main part of Floridia, full of transplanted Yankees*, would become an independent republic with the capital in Orlando. Miami would become the independent city-state of Free Cuba or Cuba Libre!.
As to what could bring this into being. How about a “limited” nuclear war like in the TV series “Jericho”?
*This part of Florida is the only place where you have to go north in order to be in the South!
| 19 May 2009, 4:02 pm |
I wish I had the graphics and the global reach to do a counterpunch on the (much more likely) disintegration of Russia. The big question is just how much of Siberia will be Chinese in 50 years.
| 19 May 2009, 4:40 pm |
(pedant alert)
How much of Siberia will be Chinese in 50 years?
Very little, I’d wager. The Russian Far East is another matter.
(sorry, I always get annoyed if people think that Siberia is the eastern-most part of Russia, rather than the middle part as you go from west to east)
| 19 May 2009, 9:01 pm |
Venichka, thanks for the correction. I, too, thought that Siberia included the Russian Far East.
Think we can get at least 15 countries out of the break-up of the current US with separate countries for Alaska, Hawaii, Utah(Mormons), Idaho(white separatists) & Miami/Free Cuba.
| 19 May 2009, 9:04 pm |
This guy’s an idiot. There’s no way Texas would allow any other nation to join the Independent Republic of Texas.
And Virginia and New York in the same federation, given the choice of my fellow Virginians to leave? Not gonna happen.


Hmm, I see Russia gets Alaska back.
Note: Seem to recall a similar prediction by somebody, do not recall whom, some 20 years ago that said the US would break up into separate regions something like that map by 2010.
Would not bet the next month’s rent money on this.