Caption Competition
Nick Griffin MEP has a snazzy new webshite on which you can find a biography and news of his campaigning so far. I’m guessing it’s a work in progress as the biography seems to miss a few things out.
Anyway, as it’s the weekend, let’s have a bit of fun with this iconic image from the site:
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| 5 July 2009, 9:08 am |
Lee Barnes on other end of phone: “The last few days have been one incredible rush of ideas and insights ranging from a complete unlocking of ancient Norse cosmology to the ability to interpret the Bokska Runestone.” [source]
Griffin: “Uh huh…”
| 5 July 2009, 9:09 am |
“When we seize power, our first act of government will be to repeal the law that makes it a criminal offence to use a mobile phone while driving a car…”
| 5 July 2009, 9:14 am |
“Shhh. I can hear the sea.”
| 5 July 2009, 9:19 am |
“Hatton Garden please driver, and step on the gas”
“My pleasure Rabbi, my pleasure”!
| 5 July 2009, 9:22 am |
After his mojo was stolen, Austin Powers was barely recognisable.
| 5 July 2009, 9:28 am |
The fact that all the Union Flags are incorrect is amusing. The red saltire should not be centred in the white saltire.
“Fighting to protect our Nation, even though I don’t even know what our Flag looks like”
| 5 July 2009, 9:30 am |
“Stretch Limo for Mr Ecclestone! I’ve got all his Nazi fancy-dress in the trunk.”
“Yes, I know how to get to Mosley’s place”
| 5 July 2009, 9:34 am |
Yes, Mr Ecclestone, just land your helicopter on my car. I’ve painted the roof specially so you can recognise it.
| 5 July 2009, 9:42 am |
Hallo? RAC breakdown service? Yes, I have got Euro cover. What do you mean, they drive on the other side of the road over here in France? I’ve only ever learnt to drive on the left, thanks to the zionist-marxist-left conspiracy that’s been running our beloved Britain since 1792. I’m going to be campaigning via the European Parliament to get the EU’s finger out and shift British driving to the right like the rest of Europe.
| 5 July 2009, 9:48 am |
“Three smoked salmon bagels, one with cream cheese. Four salt-beef on white. Twenty latkes. Four portions of chopped liver and three new green. Oh, and a schmaltz herring. I’ll be along to pick them up in twenty minutes. Yes, the name’s Goldstein”!
| 5 July 2009, 10:25 am |
“Hello, RAC? Fuhrer Nick here. I’m having a driving problem: everywhere I go there seems to be a tree in front of me..”
“That’s your air freshener Mr Griffin.”.
| 5 July 2009, 10:55 am |
Griffen: So that’s 1 chicken tika massala, 1 rogan gosh, 1 matta Paneer, 2 portions of rice….no the yellow stuff, 1 naan bread…with the spicy thingies… and 2 poppodoms….OK will collect in 15 mins
| 5 July 2009, 10:59 am |
Well spotted, Chris.
“I’ve got a little car because I don’t feel sufficiently insecure in my manliness to need to boast. You should see the stretch limo that Brons fellow has”
| 5 July 2009, 11:54 am |
“Hello, Lynne. Idea for a programme. Nick Griffin: Little Car, Little Man, Little…”
| 5 July 2009, 12:11 pm |
“Fat racist cunt sitting his fat racist car talks to a fat racist cunt associate about all the fat racist cunt stuff they’ll be doing at the weekend.”
| 5 July 2009, 12:18 pm |
My other car’s a Porsche. My other flag’s a swastika. My other face has a small moustache.
| 5 July 2009, 12:25 pm |
“When I come to power, I’m going to rid British roads of cars designed by immigrants and homosexuals and replace them with upstanding cars like the Mini. No, wait…”
| 5 July 2009, 12:28 pm |
Griffin: “Oi Hitler! Can you save me money on my car insurance?
Can I pay monthly?
Get an instant quote?
instant cover?
I suppose I’ve got lots of forms to fill in?”
Hitler the dog: “Oh Nein nein nein nein”
| 5 July 2009, 12:30 pm |
I’d be more worried about this advert, which appeared next to Edmund’s post:
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| 5 July 2009, 12:37 pm |
My other car’s a Porsche. My other flag’s a swastika. My other face has a small moustache.
Winner!:-)
| 5 July 2009, 12:43 pm |
I think this confirms my partner’s long held belief that people who use their cars as billboards are idiots.
| 5 July 2009, 12:44 pm |
Follow Griffin on Twitter!
http://twitter.com/realnickgriffin
Just. Brilliant. He woke up Saturday morning in a pub in Soho, blacked out,. He said he was “scared and terrified”. Then some nice chaps from C18 rescued him. On Saturday he went to the Pride march – he was absolutely loving it. He thought it was Pride as in National Pride… Now he says Peter Thatchell has left him another threatening voicemail…
| 5 July 2009, 12:46 pm |
“Whaddya think of the Union Jack on the wing mirror? Good, innit?
WHADDYA MEAN, “A TAD OVERSTATED?” You ain’t seen nothing yet….”
| 5 July 2009, 12:48 pm |
‘Your Nicked”
| 5 July 2009, 1:12 pm |
“Lady Sawer? This is Nick from SecureData PLC. Have no fear, lady, your secrets are absolutely safe in our hands.”
| 5 July 2009, 1:23 pm |
“Bernie, Lewis Hamilton’s at the lights… he’s challenging me to a race… you’re sure I’ll win, yeah?”
| 5 July 2009, 1:45 pm |
Talking on his phone, no seatbelt. I hope the picture was taken when the car was stationary. You must respect the law of the land, Nick.
| 5 July 2009, 1:46 pm |
Oops, didn’t realise it was captions…
[on phone to 'World At One'] “Of course my views are on the right, Sean…”
| 5 July 2009, 2:19 pm |
Griffin: “There’s more than enough room in my car for the BNP brains trust”
| 5 July 2009, 3:27 pm |
“What?! Fuck it, I’ll just use my Raleigh”
| 5 July 2009, 3:47 pm |
Griffin: “What’s that you say, Lady Renouf? PressTV have an opening for a new presenter, love to oblige. “
| 5 July 2009, 4:14 pm |
‘You were only supposed to blow the bloody Muslims up!’ and variations on that theme.
| 5 July 2009, 4:15 pm |
Minis remind me of ‘The Italian Job’, so…
“You’re only supposed to throw the bloody blacks out!”
| 5 July 2009, 4:35 pm |
“Like I was saying about immigrants: they come over here and design our iconic cars for us . . .”
| 5 July 2009, 4:42 pm |
“Like the colour? It’s British Racist Green”.
| 5 July 2009, 5:11 pm |
If Griffin got a bit fatter, and as he gets older, he will surely wind up looking like John Prescott.
| 5 July 2009, 5:17 pm |
For the hard of reading, it’s possible to listen to some postings on Griffin’s site by clicking on the ‘listen now’ icon. A rather odd sounding computer voice with an American accent then delivers the lines. Very disappointed. Shouldn’t it be a clipped British accent?
| 5 July 2009, 5:18 pm |
“But if I drove a Volkswagen Beetle everyone would think I was Guardian reader..”
| 5 July 2009, 7:42 pm |
Zoological Exhibit No 1: minibeasts
| 5 July 2009, 8:40 pm |
“Listen Mahmoud mate, you are making us look bad, the far left are already stealing our thunder, don’t you make it any worse mate, I mean we are all after the same Jews yer know, Ok thanks mate, that’s great, see you at next Holocaust denial jamboree. Bye”
| 5 July 2009, 9:29 pm |
Voice on telephone: “Hi, it’s Reza from Press TV here…”
| 5 July 2009, 10:02 pm |
Isn’t it against the law to drive while talking on a cell? Can’t we arrest this bozo on a technicality?
| 5 July 2009, 10:02 pm |
Isn’t it against the law to drive while talking on a cell? Can’t we arrest this bozo on a technicality?
| 5 July 2009, 11:10 pm |
“Why yes Mr Griffin we have your results: the genetic lineage on your mother’s side is Ashkenazi and on your father’s it is Afro-Caribbean.”
| 6 July 2009, 12:21 am |
Griffin: “Oh, no, the boot’s full of Nazi memorabilia again, damn and I was off to collect some. “
| 6 July 2009, 12:27 am |
Griff: When I said I wanted a car that’d make me look triumphant at the rally I was thinking Nuremberg ‘34 not Monte Carlo ‘64.
| 6 July 2009, 1:32 am |
What? Max wants a lift to Chelsea again? I’m just his whipping boy aren’t I?
| 6 July 2009, 1:58 am |
Griffin: “Mini-cabbing keeps me busy, you won’t believe who I had in the back?
Bernie Ecclestone!
He’s not much of a talker, but his impression of Hitler was pretty good. I think we should book him for our Party conference.”
| 6 July 2009, 3:28 am |
Union Jack rearview mirrors. Nice touch.
| 6 July 2009, 8:59 am |
‘Can you say the punchline again? ‘The pricks are outside a hedgehog?’ ….. Naaah, still don’t get it’.
| 6 July 2009, 9:28 am |
BNP multi-tasking: kerbcrawling and phone sex.
| 6 July 2009, 10:14 am |
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
| 6 July 2009, 11:56 am |
One eye, one ear on the phone and one hand on the wheel…he’s one hell of a tw@t!
| 6 July 2009, 4:37 pm |
Listen mate, you’ve gotta sort out the steering wheel. It keeps veering way over to the right
| 6 July 2009, 5:15 pm |
Griffin: “Listen, you want me to use that Jorg Haider road map?
I might be the leader of the BNP, but I ain’t that thick.”
“Hello John – got a new motor?”
Would you buy a used car from this man
etc.