I wanna wanna be a male model
This is a guest post by Robert Pitt
John Wight, the pin-up of Socialist Unity and the Scottish Palestinian Solidarity Campaign has launched a new career as a male model, signing with Edinburgh’s Stolen Agency.
Stolen welcomed John to their stable, saying:
“With years of acting and modeling experience, John has worked on many films and television commercials In America and Scotland. John has worked on campaigns with clients such as Kronenbourg, Diageo. Tesco, Disney and Toys R Us.”
On his web page at Stolen, lantern-jawed John shows us how the wide range of his talents will tempt the marketing departments of multi-national corporations. From a smooth, denim-clad hunk awaiting a rendezvous under a canal bridge…
… through Milk-Tray-Man to the Barbour jacket and tweed cap of the landed gentry…
John is ready to sell beer, groceries, movies and toys to a waiting global market. But he won’t let all that exposure cut him from his roots.
This 6′2” hunk of a man, carrying 215 lbs of lean muscle, can frequently be seen jogging or riding a mountain bike around Arthur’s Seat in his home town of Edinburgh.
He can now add modeling to his already established talents of writing screenplays and fiction such as A Cold Experience and Brentwood, tales of sordid and ultimately unsatisfactory, anonymous sexual liaisons.
I am sure that we would all like to wish John success in his new career.
Comments
| 18 October 2009, 8:17 pm |
I’d do him.
| 18 October 2009, 8:18 pm |
I’ve done him.
| 18 October 2009, 8:19 pm |
And who the blinking Hell is this guy?
| 18 October 2009, 8:25 pm |
And we’ve had more than a few surreal ones here, I grant you!
| 18 October 2009, 8:26 pm |
He could rectally stimulate my prostate any day.
Mullah, try:
http://efrafandays.wordpress.com/2009/05/17/john-wight-man-of-violence/
| 18 October 2009, 8:27 pm |
Having clicked on the links I know get ‘Julie from Brentwood’s’ comment.
Julie, was that in the car park of the night club he used to bounce at?
| 18 October 2009, 8:42 pm |
>> John has worked on campaigns with clients such as Kronenbourg, Diageo.
Scab!
| 18 October 2009, 8:47 pm |
The Zoolander of PSC?
| 18 October 2009, 8:48 pm |
More references to that magnificent band, The Undertones, please!
| 18 October 2009, 8:55 pm |
Shouldn’t Alec M have his head shaved and be tarred n feathered!
I thought Wight was an academic of some sort – widely disliked in his employing institution I heard too.
| 18 October 2009, 8:55 pm |
Looks like he’ll be modelling for Minoxidil soon!
I’ll bet he has an “understanding” wife.
| 18 October 2009, 8:59 pm |
Perhaps he blames the “Zionists” who run Hollywood for stealing his hair, thus destroying his acting career.
| 18 October 2009, 9:09 pm |
Look at it this way: He’ll do a lot less harm as a model than as a political activist.
Indeed, we should all wish him well in his new career.
| 18 October 2009, 9:23 pm |
I suspect that he has limited interest in selling costume jewelry to Her Maj.
| 18 October 2009, 9:26 pm |
I too have never heard of this chap and can’t say I’m particularly interested in either his poltical or modelling activities. I recall a much nicer pic of a Danish actress (or “actor”, as the Guardian would say) posted her, Ithink by David T, in full-on Norman Johnson mode, as some kind of expression of solidarity with Denmark. Any chance of a rerun of that as a supplement to this post, if it’s Harry’s Place Fashion Supplement Day.
| 18 October 2009, 9:32 pm |
Ready to serve wherever models with receding hairlines and moobs are needed.
| 18 October 2009, 9:37 pm |
Scumbag. By next year he’ll be a bald scumbag.
| 18 October 2009, 9:42 pm |
Do you think he investigates prospective employers for Zionist influence before taking gigs?
I wonder if his lack of success in Hollywood was due to, well, you know…
| 18 October 2009, 9:42 pm |
He’s not as handsome as David T (who my wife informed me was *very* attractive).
| 18 October 2009, 10:11 pm |
Yes but I have a foolishly large head, as somebody else pointed out.
| 18 October 2009, 10:20 pm |
I’ve heard him mentioned, but its nice to put a receding hairline to the name. I really wouldn’t. I only do Zionists.
| 18 October 2009, 11:08 pm |
Wouldn’t touch him with a bargepole; too wimpishly contrived and over-manicured looking, not to mention the wrong politics.
Btw, David T, if you ever get bored with lawyering in my opinion you could make a really good stunt double for Elliot Gould.
| 18 October 2009, 11:35 pm |
This has been said
(By my wife)
| 18 October 2009, 11:35 pm |
The fiction is just…
Well, all I can say is – this man is truly Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda!
| 18 October 2009, 11:44 pm |
Yes but I have a foolishly large head, as somebody else pointed out.
Which one?
| 19 October 2009, 12:08 am |
Well, the night comes to a close with Harry’s Place solving yet another domestic problem: I’m off to bed in my Elliot Gould mask to satisfy my wife’s David T fantasy! Sorted.
| 19 October 2009, 7:07 am |
surely modeling is incompatible with socialism along with anything related to companies, sales or marketing?
| 19 October 2009, 7:17 am |
Given his politics I expected him to look a bit more Aryan.
| 19 October 2009, 10:06 am |
So that’s what Bob Pitt has been doing!
Advertising for his Web sites have disappeared from the Saturday Morning Star this week, after being there for years and years.
We wondered why.
| 19 October 2009, 10:09 am |
Yep, I would.
Twice, if he asked nicely.
| 19 October 2009, 10:09 am |
Jorg Heider… anyone?
Oo no, he has funny eyes.
| 19 October 2009, 10:23 am |
Reminds me of Derek Hatton.
He was “left wing” as well.
Now he’s a property developer millionaire.
The Palestinian crap is just an expected posture.
Like the Miss Worlds who all want to work for World Peace
| 19 October 2009, 11:07 am |
Those stories are shite. Sixth form shite.
| 19 October 2009, 11:47 am |
“Those stories are shite. Sixth form shite.”
Thank you. Interesting use of the words “sixth form” as an English derogative, especially when combined with the Edinburgh “shite”.
| 19 October 2009, 1:02 pm |
Crikey. The one of him in the quilted jacket, I think that was in my latest Damart catalogue. Such a vicious man and he’s prancing around narcisscistitically. (Don’t worry about your big head (which you claim to have David T), just tell everyone that you need it that size to know all that you know (and you know a lot!).)
| 19 October 2009, 3:14 pm |
John Wight really is a very nasty man. He reminds me of a hydra-headed monster who always manages to reappear and leave a wretched stench in its wake.
| 19 October 2009, 6:53 pm |
how does one type a wolf-whistle, anyhow?
| 22 October 2009, 9:57 am |
No! No! Not Eliot Gould! David T is much better looking. You can’t compare David T, George Clooney and (the young) Robert de Niro; they’re incomparable.
Receding hairlines can be very fetching.
After reading the John White stories above he has lost half his glamour. I was looking for what others call sleaze, but found flat realism. The kissing and f-ing is neutral.
He is rather handsome.